The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 03, 2017

I’m hearing Supertramp’s “Give a Little Bit.”

(Taking the fifth on further comments.)

Hilburn’s sense of humor is twisted.

“Is that awl? Screw this.”

Freudian.

I can see right through her.

Since he is cordless, is this battery also?

Wooden’t you know it?

If the doc knows the Drill, wooden the Board be jealous? I suppose it’s in-grained that a relationship with Board wooden work out.

This relationship is hard for him. She’s so thick. A knothead, as it were. It only lasted this long because she knew how to turn him on, which button to push. She also started calling him a pervert when he wants to put it in reverse.

Groan.

the drill’s the female. the male is the wood.

Man! So much sexual innuendo bits running through my head right now and so little time. I’m out before the comic sensors come after me to police my thoughts!

She’s a carpenter’s dream…

A shame – they’re obviously made for each other…

she just wishes he’d quit spending so much time with the drill team…

I think this cartoon nailed the situation.