The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 21, 2018

Maybe you shouldn’t have bread so many.

No wonder you feel crumby.

You may feel a little sour and crusty right now, but just remember that those kids are the greatest thing since …

Wow, I shouldn’t have been loafing….

you guys are all-bready on a roll.

Seems like I did this about a week ago too…

I Wonder™ what’s left for me now….

There must be at yeast a few half-baked crumbs left that I can sandwich in here…

I always try to rise to the occasion.

But everything I can think of seems stale at the moment…. even though I racked my brains.

it’s not panning out.

So I’m just raisin’ a toast to the rest of you:

Sweet dreams, every bun!

Oh… and Duckman!

Why do you say that?

I donut agree….

it was just as rye as the rest.

Daddy is out getting toasted.

Half a loafer is better than no bread-winner (d’oh!)

I Pita her being alone with all those crumby doughboys.

Sure glad she wasn’t coming down with a yeast infection.

This is corny bred.

She’ll feel butter in a while.

Dad has been known to go down on her muffin an pump-her-nickel.

You all didn’t leave much; yeah “crumbs” has already been used

All those kids look inbread to me.

Shes calling the bread winner.

Looks like she got seven ‘my grains.’

All that challah-ing would give anyone a breadache.

All you guys have a rye sense of humor

Proves that sliced bread isn’t the best thing. She kneads a rest.