The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2018

They’ll be back.

Is there no Esc?

What do you expect from a boomerang wearing glasses?

My boomerang won’t come back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7_4zugYycM

I dunno but I aint got not RET on my ’puter just Shift Alt and Enter..

What do you call a boomerang that won’t return?

A stick.

I don’t think any keyboard has both a Return key and Enter key. But in order for the joke to work…. Well, maybe very rare, if any.

This one will keep coming back to haunt me today.

A flashback to “typewriters”. Kids, if you don’t know, look it up. An even further flashback to teletype, where “return” and “line feed” were two different actions. There’s also the link to the famous film….. “But Ret, where will I go? What will I do?” Sorry, couldn’t resist.

BOOM!

A problem with defective boomerangs is there are no returns.

Oops! He did it again. Redux. Ditto.

I’ve never seen a keyboard that had both “Enter” and “Return.”

That keyboard looks like it belongs to Treebeard.