The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 14, 2018

Screwing their caps back on won’t add fizz to anything.

I’m not fussy. I drink soda that has gone flat.

Screw your caps back on and give yourselves a little shake shake!

Her mom said to marry a doctor and she was the gal he fantasized about.

They need something momentos to happen.

If they had a child would they call it Sprite?

Bleh. Who would mix Fanta and Dr. Pepper?

Take two Mentos and call me in the morning.

They should keep their feelings bottled up!

They’ve become unscrewed?

I was going to suggest tossing some Mentos into the mix for a threesome, but I see a few folks already beat me to it.

jack and coke seem to get along just fine

They just need to shake things up.

Reminds me of a tale, “The Strange Case of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb”

Can always count on the readership to add comments which add to the enjoyment. Thanks, folks!

Screw yourselves silly!

I have nothing to add.Good posts,all ;)

Don’t pop any pills, you’ll think of strange fanta-sies.

Shouldn’t have tried to shake up their relationship.

Too much coke can do that to you.

Typical marriage counselor: Figures that more screwing will fix everything.