The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 01, 2018

Call it a hunch, but I think that somebody who is sitting on his sofa, quietly reading his morning paper is in for a HUGE surprise!

“LOOK OUT, NED, IT’S COMING AT US!”

I guess all the domesticated houses are ranches. And the evil ones are villa-ins.

Shhh, let them go back to sleep and then we’ll tip’um.

Tragically, the next episode featured a Louisiana “shotgun house”.

Did he say “foreclose?”

“Herd”? The technical term is “neighborhood”. A whole “neighborhood” of “Classic American Colonials”. Unless you are in an urban area, when it gets shortened to “hood”.

I’m holding out for the elusive split-level

Them don’t look like no colonials. Them’s plain ole cul-de-sacies.

Wasn’t this an animated segment on a “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” episode?

House Hunters what a show. “Oh,I don’t like the color of that room.” Then in the next sentence they are talking about blowing down a wall.

I want some of the coffee Scott had!

Here cue the D&D story about the adventurer who, upon being told there was a gazebo atop the nearby hill, wanted to kill it.

House-flippers, however, have to be MUCH stronger than these guys. You should SEE their spatulas!

That shotgun is the cause of the latest real estate boom.

Now all they have to do is turn them upside-down, and that would make them house flippers.

There they are…little boxes, on the hillside…little boxes, made of ticky-tacky…there’s a pink one and a green one and a blue one and a yellow one!…

Rick and Morty beat him to this joke.