The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 25, 2018

Tut tut…

The children are at Grandma’s, crying for their Mummy.

Give her more time, she’s on a roll.

It’s even worse when she’s using the only stall in the women’s bathroom!

She can’t decide between the Charmin, the Cottonelle or the Quilted Northern.

(Yes, there are other brands, but I can’t think of them just now, sorry)

Evelyn is in denial about how much paper it takes to cover her asp…

When my wife was pregnant with our first, we were going to a halloween costume party as mummy and daddy – but as I’m wrapping up my wife, she asks how’s she supposed to go the bathroom? Hadn’t thought thought that one out. Had to change costume ideas.

When my daughter was about 10 or so, she gave me about 5 minutes to help her put together her awful toilet-paper mummy costume, and then she complained that it was taking too long, and ultimately complained that it didn’t stay together very well.

There’s a Farside cartoon where some ancient Egyptian morticians have a finished mummy on a slab, and one of them says, “okay folks, that’s a wrap!”

Wrap it up, too much!

I bought her a new dress…. she couldn’t tell the gift from the gift wrap….

OMG! She’s wearing white after labor day!

I wonder if she is planning to wear Egyptian linen.

What twaddle! Let’s swaddle!