So why are bacteria talking about viruses and funguses?
“She gives me fever” used to be our theme song.
She caught him at a strep tease show.
The excitement is spore-adic
Symptom of a bad marriage, they got married in a fever!
It must be a toxic relationship!
She looks like she would be a pain in the protozoa, always complaining about about amoebas!
They must be getting ready to split. Then they’ll be sickle cells.
OK. That was anemic.
don’t you know fungi are not bacteria!
Well I’m not surprised, given the asexual reproduction and all.
“…a plague upon both your houses then!”
“oh, thank you very much!”
Why do I have this overwhelming urge to wash my hands?
They’ll find other mates. Just give it another few minutes.
Whaddya expect? The met on E.Harmony.
Sorry, Scott, but “hot under the collar” means “angry,” not “horny.” Good puns, though.
I don’t get the dengue pun.
Lately he just wants to go fission, to make new friends.
If there’s a divorce, who gets the host?
More like bacterial puns…
Why are they even married? They don’t need each other to have children.
Any idea what’s living with you in your home? I myself was completely oblivious to the tremendous biodiversity all around me until I ran across the excellent book Never Home Alone by Rob Dunn.
Amoeba derci
“She puts everything I do under a microscope!”
Mr. Peterson almost 6 years ago
So why are bacteria talking about viruses and funguses?
Farside99 almost 6 years ago
“She gives me fever” used to be our theme song.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 6 years ago
She caught him at a strep tease show.
Kind&Kinder almost 6 years ago
The excitement is spore-adic
iggyman almost 6 years ago
Symptom of a bad marriage, they got married in a fever!
WilliamRichmond almost 6 years ago
It must be a toxic relationship!
Egrayjames almost 6 years ago
She looks like she would be a pain in the protozoa, always complaining about about amoebas!
uniquename almost 6 years ago
They must be getting ready to split. Then they’ll be sickle cells.
OK. That was anemic.
JeffEngel almost 6 years ago
don’t you know fungi are not bacteria!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Well I’m not surprised, given the asexual reproduction and all.
P51Strega almost 6 years ago
“…a plague upon both your houses then!”
“oh, thank you very much!”
Diat60 almost 6 years ago
Why do I have this overwhelming urge to wash my hands?
jel354 almost 6 years ago
They’ll find other mates. Just give it another few minutes.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Whaddya expect? The met on E.Harmony.
Mayor Snorkum almost 6 years ago
Sorry, Scott, but “hot under the collar” means “angry,” not “horny.” Good puns, though.
TracyKlujian almost 6 years ago
I don’t get the dengue pun.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Lately he just wants to go fission, to make new friends.
Lablubber almost 6 years ago
If there’s a divorce, who gets the host?
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
More like bacterial puns…
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
More like bacterial puns…
Bilan almost 6 years ago
Why are they even married? They don’t need each other to have children.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Any idea what’s living with you in your home? I myself was completely oblivious to the tremendous biodiversity all around me until I ran across the excellent book Never Home Alone by Rob Dunn.
zippykatz almost 6 years ago
Amoeba derci
Daeder almost 6 years ago
“She puts everything I do under a microscope!”