The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 26, 2019

Now you don’t have to turn on the light! And bonus points for leaving the seat down!!!

You pay extra for that now.

Its so clean it shines!

The pot of gold.

I’ll be with you in a minute. I’m just reading about this guy I knew who croaked.

Hear about the firefly who backed into a desk fan? Either she was delighted no end, or disaster.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel we’re supposed to look forward to?

She finds the taste of fireflies very ribbiting.

Hope he didn’t eat too many, otherwise he might croak.

Gives whole new meaning to the phrase, “back lighting”.

And now we know where the idea for Illumibowl came from!

Still better than asparagus.

I’ll take asparagus with hollandaise!

Kermit? Does you wife know about Miss Piggy?

“Fire(flies) in the belly”

A natural nite light.

You light up my life…

Put that where the sun don’t… never mind.

They have a night lights in the toilet.

Must not have been well digested if it still glows.

And thus was born the idea behind “Glo-bowl.”

No way, said the asparagus eater…..but it could have a better name…..it always gives me more than a pair of gases

They had a light lunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfpymnBeWBI