Oh man. It’s gonna cost a fortune to get ServPro out there. Complete disinfection, mold mitigation and who knows what else. Plus a full interior renovation.
Title insurance alone is going to be a real chore. And what about legal heirs? And the laws about profiting from a crime. He was breaking and entering with intent to burgle, ended up killing the homeowner in the process.
kingdiamond69 almost 5 years ago
Not just a shoe a duplex !
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
I’ve wondered if there was a connection between those stories!!!
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
Jack sold the other shoe to some little tramp named Charlie, who ate for a month!
Bilan almost 5 years ago
The giant got a little owie on his knee.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ho, ho, ho…
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
to jack, the shoes weren’t worth a hill of beans…
Little Caesar almost 5 years ago
Isn’t anyone going to ask how she got so many children?
Gent almost 5 years ago
Aha. I knew it!
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Watch that first step!
iggyman almost 5 years ago
A different version of “Stalking”!
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
She’s gonna need a bigger shoe. There’s no way she will fit.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s actually Ed Sullivan. It’s a…
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Really big shoe!
EYEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Wondered all these years where she got the giant shoes…..killed off the giant…but where’s the goose that laid the golden eggs?
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
So now she has sole ownership?
donwalter almost 5 years ago
And Jack received the first of many royalties on his purchase of the beans…
Radish... almost 5 years ago
4 finger discount.
AZCoyote almost 5 years ago
It’s still not big enough to live in.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Paul Bunyan’s on Line 2. He’s asking if Babe has been around there lately.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Next step: Call Chip and Joanna for a shoe rehab.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Not true. Somebody just planted this story.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
That’s how she was able to live well on a shoestring budget.
Andylit Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh man. It’s gonna cost a fortune to get ServPro out there. Complete disinfection, mold mitigation and who knows what else. Plus a full interior renovation.
Title insurance alone is going to be a real chore. And what about legal heirs? And the laws about profiting from a crime. He was breaking and entering with intent to burgle, ended up killing the homeowner in the process.
Walk away Mrs Old Woman, walk away.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
What? No more green beans in the market? Oh yes, there’s the murder too.
angelolady Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This is funny. And some of the puns are funny. :D