Isn’t the axe and the gillitine a little redundant?
The reason the joke works so well, is that you can keep telling it, and no one’s ever heard it before.
Nothing to lose your head over. But he will leave you rolling in the, er, basket.
“How ya fixed for blades, Mac?”
there’s nothing better than a well-executed joke…
Hardly what you could call gallows humor…
Sometimes Madame Guillotine didn’t go all the way through!! True.
I guess the guy on the right is the head man?
Always wondered how they dispose of the heads….gasp!
Don’t forget to tip…
Let’s move it here! Chop Chop!
Did you know that mask the executioner wore was called a kibosh?
Or, you could try this as an icebreaker …
Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
It’s a valid question, she just figured he did this for a hobby.
I’m cool with that. Don’t tell me.
The ax in case gravity fails? His junior partner’s pants are about to drop, sans suspenders.
Leave em laughing when they go.
I think I know why this guy’s on the chopping block.
A more appropriate question might be, “What do you do FOR the living?”
gotta love cutting edge humor…
Well, that’s going to happen even if you don’t.
oldpine52 about 5 years ago
Isn’t the axe and the gillitine a little redundant?
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
The reason the joke works so well, is that you can keep telling it, and no one’s ever heard it before.
Bilan about 5 years ago
Nothing to lose your head over. But he will leave you rolling in the, er, basket.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
“How ya fixed for blades, Mac?”
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
there’s nothing better than a well-executed joke…
PICTO about 5 years ago
Hardly what you could call gallows humor…
SHIVA about 5 years ago
Sometimes Madame Guillotine didn’t go all the way through!! True.
iggyman about 5 years ago
I guess the guy on the right is the head man?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Always wondered how they dispose of the heads….gasp!
Nate England about 5 years ago
Don’t forget to tip…
uniquename about 5 years ago
Let’s move it here! Chop Chop!
Dani Rice about 5 years ago
Did you know that mask the executioner wore was called a kibosh?
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
Or, you could try this as an icebreaker …
Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
It’s a valid question, she just figured he did this for a hobby.
WCraft about 5 years ago
I’m cool with that. Don’t tell me.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
The ax in case gravity fails? His junior partner’s pants are about to drop, sans suspenders.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
Leave em laughing when they go.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
I think I know why this guy’s on the chopping block.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
A more appropriate question might be, “What do you do FOR the living?”
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
gotta love cutting edge humor…
PAR85 about 5 years ago
Well, that’s going to happen even if you don’t.