The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 22, 2020

And it is going to be a loooong trial.

Booooo!

Austin Pendleton is an under..rr..rr..rrated ac..ac…ac..actor.

Say it, don’t Spray it.

Thufferin Thuccotash!

That was too thilly!

Thufferin’ thucatash!

So, the lawyer is using a dental retainer which causes him to lisp?

His lawyer really drills witnesses on examinations.

Funny.

Regrettably, Steve ended up with 3 years as an indentured servant, digging on the root canal.

This gives a whole new meaning to final arguments…thit

Mr. Hillburn, have you by any chance been reading books by Raymond Arroyo? One of his characters acts as a lawyer and talks just like that.

That’th DETHPICABLE!

Thit down!

Is the judge a cyclops?

And I thought Steve was putting words in his mouth and they weren’t fitting very well.

Mouthpiece for the mouthpiece.

I had a retainer and never thpoke like that.

Flunked his ventriloquist class? Yes Susie, there is dark behind every silver-cloud.

When I first got a retainer, my S turned to SH, not TH.