The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 01, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    Ten million WHAT???

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    maybe it would’ve been more believable if ed mcmahon were standing there next to it…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    There is a joke wherein the punchline is “A Trojan, hoarse”. Alas, the setup is far too filthy for a family comic such as this. ;D

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Hard to invade when your on the straight and narrow, rollin in the front gate….

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    “Candygram for Mongo!”

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    Chief Inspector   over 4 years ago

    would you believe $XX.00 and a boyscout knife

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    If you are looking for a good movie pick up" Nebraska" Bruce Dern thinks he won the lottery and has to go to Nebraska to collect the prize. One of my all time favorites.

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    Al Nala  over 4 years ago

    I am greatly amused.

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    Obi-Haiv  over 4 years ago

    10,000,000 in the 12th century would have probably been all the money on the planet. The word million wouldn’t be introduced for another two centuries, because the concept of that much was just unfathomable.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Next attempt: A giant wooden wagon with a sales guy claiming they just blacktopped a driveway down the street and had some leftover product…

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    jakarlsson  over 4 years ago

    10,000,000 what? Drachmas?

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    The sign makes the mistake of saying it is from “ Publishers cleaning house”. Obviously it is fake..good thinking, soldier.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    It took me some time to find, but the odds of winning their last big one was over 2-billion to one. (They’d have to use something other than Excel for their distribution list, and a printer bigger than Quad Graphics to produce all that junk.)

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They should try a giant wooden rabbit.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    smarter than the average yobbo

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    The wooden Jehovah’s Witness didn’t work either.

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    Brian Layman  over 4 years ago

    What a very nice non-libel and non-trademark infringing reference you have there!

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