The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 26, 2020

I Ate a Pi. Now, that’s my kinda fraternity!

With that keg, empty scotch bottle and beer cans, those fireflies are lit up in more ways than one.

they just wanna sit around all day and get lit…

Creative!

Should that be “Who didn’t flash?”

Yeah, whose bright idea was this?

When ya gotta glow, ya gotta glow…

If this were the Fraternity of the Flies, they’d be asking who did flush.

“You light up my life”

There’s always one in the crowd….not so bright….

Well, in every frat house I’ve ever seen, the answer would probably be “Everybody”.

The lights are on but nobody is home.

“Aw man, who flushed ?” “You know the toilet is broke!”

Nothing bugs me more than people who don’t flush.

In a frat house, that question is rhetorical.

The fraternity was broken up after they were all arrested for flashing.

Gotta be the one on the stairs.

They need stairs? That laptop is plugged into his anal port, I’m sure of it.

I think that I can shed some light on that.