The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 17, 2020

Diaper rash?

He’s a fungi to be with.

He’s going to need to tell Jane.

Lets Fungal in the Jungle, well that’s all right by me.

Tarzan has mushroom for improvement.

So that’s why he is always yelling as he swings through the jungle!

Well, at least you got your monkey pals to scratch your itches, jungle lord.

he’s probably chafing to get outta there…

All that itching made him go ape.

In Arizona there’d be Valley Fever

There’s a fungus among us.

Not seeing eye to eye with the doctor.

I don’t like that doctor’s inflection.

He’s just itching for a cure!

Yes, there’s a fungus among us.

That table needs sanitizing ….ew

And he’s going to have mushrooms for dinner.

They broke the mold when they made him.

And look at that nasty looking toe nail fungus.

That’s the yeast of his problems.

Tarzan says “Arm and Hammer remedy no work.”

I need to find something to do. I’m spored as hell.

Very punny.

The fungus among us!