The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 19, 2020

Gee, on the last one I was going to say Glutton.

I’m a dieterian. Sigh.

Cartoonarian.

Hamburgarian

Reminds me of a story a few years back when a restaurant had a All The Shrimp You Can Eat night, and a very large man came in with his family and ate all the shrimp. Other customers left in disgust, and management threw him and his family out!! He threatened to sue for false advertising, and the restaurant countersued. It was in the papers, and TV news!!

I hope there are no humanitarians.

Fooled me on the last one. I would have taken him for a McDonaldtarian.

the last one looks like he needs to put his fork down more often…

Pescatore great Italian word!

Moved to Colorado… I miss Luby’s

That’s not right. I’ve got more hair.

Dessertatarian.

The pescatarian is an increasingly endangered species. Unless it can become a plastivore …

Just call the 3rd guy,“American”.

that’s why they have double wide doors at Ludy’s

Not cafeterian, more like Buffeterian!!!

That last guy must be on the endangered species list; all the buffets are shut down.

Significance of Lubys as the name of the diner?

That last guy is just Golden Corralled.

Veni, Vidi, Edi.

How come the last guy is so much bigger than the others? :-)

If a pescatarian eats fish and a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?