The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 23, 2020

So what else could he expect?

Just get him off your couch before it’s too late.

“The first word that comes to mind”… Depends on who you ask…

He has an inkling.

“Well, you’re the guy with the scary picture collection!” -adapted from an old joke

If you ask a lion, you’ll get a roar, Jack.

That was just too punny for words . . . :-)

The first word that came to his mind was “Incontinent” but he was too embarrassed to say it.

To notate the results, the Doc pulls out an ink pen, and..

Plain to see Doc isn’t the Sharpiest guy!

That will put a blotch on his reputation!

A smear campaign on the therapist.

Hopefully he’s got seat protector plastic on the couch.

Let’s face it doc, I’m a big sucker of scary art….

Ol’ squiddy is reading too much into the presentation media

OK, how about, “Nightmare on Elm Street”?

Squid for pro? I don’t think so!

That one scared the squid outa me.

Octopus – “I was scared inkless”.

“Jimmy Durante” “Jimmy Durante” “Jimmy Durante” ….

Looks like those tests are too drab. That doc really outta “stay fresh!”

The actual plates have color.

Slap That Bass ;)

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

show him a blue blot (the blood color of many sea animals). Then it will be ‘very frightened’

“Why? Does that frighten you?”

It’s torso and skull remind me of something. Hmmm.

Careful Doc, you’re starting to frighten him.

Wait till he finds out the sesiion is going to cost him an arm and a.. um.. an arm.

I love that the octopus is wearing glasses!

Just wait til the Doc shows him the one that looks like calamari

So this is the mascot the new NHL team decides is best..Kraken..sheesh