The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 03, 2021

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    Radish...   almost 4 years ago

    I see.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 4 years ago

    That’s stupid. True love is blind.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Is your marriage better now . . . or now?

    How about now . . . or now?

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    He’s about to make a spectacle of himself…

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    Let’s see how he does with the fine print!!!

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    Either way, I’ll take her, and hopefully she feels the same way.

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    Out of the Past  almost 4 years ago

    He gets credit just for spelling it right

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    ♫ I can see clearly now, the wedding’s off. I can see all the pimples on your face ♫

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    uniquename  almost 4 years ago

    The “I do take Alicia” is easy to read, but you should be careful about the fine print.

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    kartis  almost 4 years ago

    “You’re 20/20.” “Arghhh! I thought we agreed we won’t talk about that year!”

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    They may last longer if you correct him to 20/40.

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    Amra Leo  almost 4 years ago

    “They say hindsight’s always 20/20…looking back, it’s still a bit fuzzy”…

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    Sometimes I wonder if the optometrist is messing with me when he asks, “Which is better, A or B?”; that he is pretending to flip the lens, when in reality he’s showing the same one again.

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    Comedian Brian Regan on eye exams.: https://youtu.be/v8GMFkc3iSA

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    The “I’s do” have it!

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 4 years ago

    ‘Which is better, number 1, or number 2..?’

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    jel354  almost 4 years ago

    The courtship went by in a blur.

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    Digital Frog  almost 4 years ago

    Now they’re just creating a spectacle

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    tomcarroll67 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This Will Not End Well

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
    Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld, episode “The Strike,” and his bad lighting date.
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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Which is better “C” or “D?” And remember beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Make sure to fit him with those rose colored glasses.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Have to keep the groom from losing focus and developing a wandering eye.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Insert New Years resolution joke here…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 3 or 4? 5 or 6?

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    BWR  almost 4 years ago

    How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? One or two?

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