Actually, the idea that the skins are the best part is a cooking myth. An ounce of skins have more nutrients than an ounce of the flesh. But not by much. You’d have to eat an amount of skins almost equal to the whole potato to beat it out.
The root of their problem isn’t his wandering eyes. He got mashed one night and things have been au gratin since then. A little suspicion causes a tiff, a latkes ’s a divorce.
Trilobyte Premium Member over 3 years ago
She found him visually ap-pealing.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Goodbye, Mister Chips.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
I would be fried too if some half baked (ida)ho was trying to mash with my spouse.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Hey! You’re always telling me to keep my eyes peeled for pedestrians!”
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Ya think she’s snubbed out all his other eyes?
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
She’s definitely no sweet potato
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
when he saw her he was all eyes…
iggyman over 3 years ago
Sex a-peel!
WilliamWilliam over 3 years ago
She was just a chippy looking for a dip to take advantage of, but he got bagged by his sweet tater.
Queen of America over 3 years ago
He’s right. It’s the only part of a baked potato that I eat. I carefully peel the skin off and leave the naked tater.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago
Please, Mrs. Tater…
Don’t make a mountain out of a hill of potatoes.
He doesn’t really have wandering eyes.
He isn’t dead, so sure, he may notice de vine looks…
even some of those fresh You tubers…but his roots are firmly planted with you and the Tater Tots®.
Hope you won’t dig up trouble.
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
He wanted to see the junk in her trunk.
cdnalor over 3 years ago
At least he’s not a masher.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well… this went pear shaped quickly.
santa72404 over 3 years ago
If he’s a Potato Peeler does that also make him a Potato Masher too hmm?
nosirrom over 3 years ago
He has so many eyes that he could still keep two eyes on the road and be a safe driver.
uniquename over 3 years ago
She was potato skins with everything.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
The she stared at him, tot lipped.
Mentor397 over 3 years ago
♪ Potato skins got baked potato appeal, ‘cause they’re made with potatoes and skins that are real! ♫
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Julienne?
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Mrs Potato!!!! Are you suggesting you want your husband to peel your skin off?!!!! You SICKO!!!!
That is like a human wanting to be skinned.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Now now. let’s not get ruffled.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Actually, the idea that the skins are the best part is a cooking myth. An ounce of skins have more nutrients than an ounce of the flesh. But not by much. You’d have to eat an amount of skins almost equal to the whole potato to beat it out.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
The root of their problem isn’t his wandering eyes. He got mashed one night and things have been au gratin since then. A little suspicion causes a tiff, a latkes ’s a divorce.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Yep, the insides are bad for diabetics.