The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2021

The sign should say Potato Surgeon.

Hey! Stop picking your nose!

She has an eye for a good deal.

Mrs. Potato Head nose what she likes. :)

Hope her beau Spud likes it!

If the doctor was a toy fish, THEN he’d be a Plastic Sturgeon.

And Ebay.

Implants Made E-Z™

Try the one with the moustache attachment.

She’s much more apeeling now.

“I’m packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes just in case”, Mrs Potato head to her husband in Toy Story.

Oooh…it’s a perfect mash.

And when you’re done with that, let’s take you into the spa where we can turn up the heat and give you some natural tanning lotions like butter…and sour cream….drool, drool…

Never cared much for the potato. The vodka on the other hand…

I’d use a 3D printer. And, I’d put a dress on the porno queen.

EXCELLENT! Done by the plastic surgeon! BRAVO!

She’s just another chippie.

After this, she’ll head to the spa for a peel and a sauna. (Probably get one of those aluminum wraps too)

Carbiologist