The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 07, 2021

According to this article Neanderthals had bigger brains than people today.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/neanderthal-brains-bigger-not-necessarily-better

They must be taking science classes on Zoombie.

Abundance, schmundance. They’re mostly airheads.

That’s fake news! Neanderthals actually had larger brains than modern humans.

“When you read, you always make me hungry for more.”

Wow! What boney knees.

They must be Grateful.

It’s the content that matters….gives new meaning to “empty head”.

Considering how a lot of people use theirs, EVERYTHING has!

Just a bunch of empty calories.

it depends where ya look, they like to false advertise on those things ya know.

Brains, it’s what’s for dinner.

Eat your brains and don’t complain. There are zombies near Congress that are starving to death!

And so many of them are fresh and hardly used.

But the early dead are still dead….

I’ve seen intact and severe head injuries with exposed brain tissue. I have no idea why anyone, thing, would want to eat them. They have the look and consistency of gray snot, literally.

Yeah, but it’s all fat.

They may be larger, but they certainly aren’t as full!

undead?

Comics can be funny even when they get their facts wrong! Also, if I were a mean-spirited cuss like William Bednar, I’d say the people who voted for Joe Biden obviously don’t have any brains, or worse yet didn’t use them. But I’m not, so that’s just an example of how it could just as easily go the other way. Let’s try to keep things like that out of the funny pages, okay?

Actually “Our brains are getting smaller. They may have shrunk by around 17.4% over the last 20,000 years, research suggests.” https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/20/brains-smaller-idiocracy-theory-geary-male-female-brain-size-11176200/