The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 04, 2021

The pants have six legs and there are six socks, but the spiders have eight legs and eight feet. But I’m most disturbed by the bra. I’m trying to erase the image from my brain.

Doesn’t she know that you’re not supposed to put silk in the washing machine?

I know my wife hangs up the bra the minute she gets home and gets out of underwear jail!

Look for it on the web!

Do your own laundry, boy. Mama ain’t got time for all 10,000 kids.

It’s the New one, right?

Oh the tangled web she weaved

But now her son is really peeved!

He has to crawl across the web,

To get his jersey which is red!

This may be an attempt to answer this question: https://external-preview.redd.it/W5cYcSXmDBM6AXX97VgAFoPbQE3H28tyR3kzsjGnLCo.jpg?auto=webp&s=513bb5a39395e78d33585fde38132556d4d51d43

Spiders have laundry rooms???

Or he can get a new one from the web.

@WCraft: Please don’t ask. He might just do it. Just flag it and move on.

those are swimming googles

Leggings or pantyhose? I can’t tell from here. :)

Spiders produce silk, not milk….

Some of these objects do not belong.

I’m detecting a Brett Favre fan here.

He could search the web for it

I really like this one today!