The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 25, 2022

Just give him funny money Chuckles!

I like the fake peanut cans with the springs, but the springs shouldn’t be visible.

Doesn’t the thief realize that it’s all funny money?

I’m waiting for a flag to pop out of the gun with the word BANG!

Seriously? The gag is up. Make it one rubber chicken to go.

Directed from the clerk’s armpits: Sneezing and Itching Powder to the rescue!

He did not notice when Giggles slipped a laugh track into the bag.

This will not end well.

Good one!

Funny the robber is using panty hose with the legs and feet visible!

Back in the day they put one nylon stocking over their heads, but now they have panty hose to rob silly stores……lol

“He’s got Leggs and he knows how to use them” – ZZ ‘control’ top

All his Monopoly money…

He may have picked on the wrong clown if thst is It.

Shouldn’t there be a giant mallet behind the counter for this very situation?

Give him a bag of fake doggie doo with the dollar sign on the bag…

I don’t think he’s clowning around

All he’s got is funny money.

This is a joke, right? :)

I haven’t seen those chatter teeth for ages. Think I’ll go online and find me a set.

And don’t call me Shirley.

don’t think i’ve ever seen a whoopie hot water bottle before…

The clown wasn’t feeling funny, so he went to see a doctor.

An elephant stepped on a clown. He then said I thought I smelled something funny!

A clown took his car to a mechanic because it wan’t making any funny noises.

And then, smiling to reveal rows of needle-like teeth, Pennywise dislocated his jaw and swallowed the robber whole.