The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 27, 2022

You would never call him a supporting actor!

Name the film!

“Where did you get that dress? It’s awful. And those shoes, and that coat. Geez.”

He won an Acne Award for that.

Reminds me of Johnny from the movie Airplane. Great character, great movie.

Histrionics are showing….

You’ve read this wrong. He’s buttering her up. She’s a hypochondriac. There’s a Pfizer salesman in the lobby waiting to hand out samples. Life’s not worth living unless there’s something killing you.

Dr Amatologist is his name.

Did he buy the awards that are on his shelf?

He’s missing the Grammy

Good thing he’s not a gynecologist

he was actually pretty good in the community theater version of Rashomon

If an internist is a doctor that specialized in problems inside the body, then a dermatologist is an externist.

He went to Stanislavski Medical School.

Which dot is the mole?

And with that drama, I’m outta there…..

Oh, the memories of those long ago days of my best friend Clearasil and Windexing the bathroom mirror.

He’s just trying to get skin in the game.

And the award for Drama King goes to Dr. Skinner.

Preparing her for the shock of the bill…

her decision to see him was pretty rash…

Give that NP an Emmy!

I am so using that on the next drama queen I come across.