The Barn by Ralph Hagen for December 15, 2024

You, sir, are a contemptible mangy varmint.

I last saw a SHERIFF in his 40’s playing with the Seattle Seahawks; tonight he will have to face the Gary/Cooper Packer combo wo are now both in their 50’s.

YEE-HAW!!

that’s got my dander up

dandruff?

PC correctness at its finest (or worst).

Hopalong Rory needs a posse.

Maybe, Rory, ask someone who understands your accented vocabulary! Looks like Karl is your man….er. Frog!

“I am particularly glad these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish…” Olsen Johnson

It took me a while to figure out what that was under the face of the not-Rory Sheep, he’s a bartender, and he’s cleaning a Whisky Glass…

This reminds me of the Monty Python banter sketch.

python.mzonline.Com/sketches/banter/

Nicely done! I hope Rory catches the mangy varming.

rotten critter

Rory got one-upped

Does anyone know how long Rory has around?

(first panel song): “I’m Wonder Rory, an’ I’d like to say hello… but first I gotta bang-bang the boogie to the boogiesay up jump the boogie to the bang-bang boogie!”

Rory should address his clueless companions with another Yosemite Sam-ism: “Get with it, you no-account ornery polecats!”

How many readers know who Hopalong [Cassidy] was ? He was my hero 70+ years ago.——————— Nice genuine Western gibberish BTW.