The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 31, 2008
Transcript:
Sarah says, "I can't believe you paid the kids twenty dollars each to take down all the Christmas decorations, box them all up and carry them into the attic." Larry says, "Pure genius." Larry says, "I'd have paid them forty bucks just to go to sleep and not wake us up at midnight, screaming 'Happy New Year!'"