The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 13, 2011
Transcript:
Hey! I've got a great idea! I lie down in this crazy pose, and you draw a chalk line around me like in the police shows. Then when people come down the sidewalk, they'll be all freaked out about stepping where a body has been! Yeah! Hahahaha! Creepy! Soon... How beautiful! You boys are such creative artists! We have got to learn when to quit.
I walked down Frat Row last night, with my headphones on. I see something round and hairy out of the corner of my eye following me for a few footsteps. While I’m trying to figure out what it is, it slowly turns to reveal a disembodied face. Scared the bajesus out of me for a moment. But I’m not a superstitious person, so I look up for an explanation, and some guys were out on roof, drinking beer and terrifying passersby with a mannequin head tied to a really long fishing pole.