The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 24, 2013
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July 25, 2013
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About the lawn... Here we go. Instead of watering the lawn, then gassing the mower and cutting the lawn, and watering the lawn again... We could cut out the middleman... And just put the gasoline straight onto the lawn!
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morningglory73 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I dug up my lawn and put in flower beds…..but now I have to weed.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Frank Burns unavailable for commentXeriscape?
OldestandWisest over 11 years ago
When Shirley Temple grew up and had her own house, she asphalted her lawn all over and painted it green.
Mneedle over 11 years ago
I no longer have a lawn. After putting in a septic tank system, it looks like the dirt we put in to cover the field lines had a great deal of weed seed in it. Now I cultivate and cut and trim my weeds.
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
Most lawns are edible, too. Just ask the livestock.
Number Three over 11 years ago
By the look on Sarah’s face… She has heard this a million and one times before.
LOL xxx
<95> over 11 years ago
Where’s the Kool-Aid, he’s melting away!
Ah, yes. Another tribute to the paradox that is Human Nature.Cultivate it so you can butcher it with polluting power toys, resulting in pride that sprang from defensive fields around castle and keep.
Rake up the trimmings for the city incinerator,then pay to sustain the fertilizer and pest controlindustries that further poison our environment.
Perspective and timing. Reality is ethereal.
chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago
The easy way… Astroturf!
Dr Lou Premium Member over 11 years ago
I agree……
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
…push mower…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
That sounds dangerous!
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Its summer. Relax. We have watering restrictions in place since June 1st. So stop the watering. The grass won’t die. It will go a nice dry yellow. And stop growing..Though Larry’s stressing is funny…..Let the grass dry and fry. Yellow is a good colour. It will be a tall lush green before Thanksgiving. (that’s the Canadian Thanksgiving – early October)