The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 30, 2013
Transcript:
I prefer seeing movies in movie theaters. Why? People talk over the movie. The theaters are crowded, the floors are nasty... But all that stuff is true here. At least in the theater, I don't have to make the popcorn, and nobody stops the whole darn film for a potty break. Ring Oops, phone! Pause it again.
A LANDLINE!!Teenagers don’t know how to work those.