The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 19, 2014
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Why Dogzilla Puts His Head Out The Car Window by Eddie My dog, Dogzilla likes to stick his head out the car window. His face flops and flaps. And his eyes squint and water. And slobber goes all over the place. And he sniffs and sniffs and sniffs at the smells being jet propelled up his nose. Then he puts his head back in the car and sneezes on us. The end. Very nice, but aren't you going to end with why he puts his head out the window? And with it? I list like six reasons in their! Wrf.
1. Face Flops.2. Eyes Squint3. Eyes Water4. Slobber5. Sniffing, Sniffing, jet propelled smells6. Sneezes on the kids.That’s six of ‘em … though #6 technically isn’t OUTSIDE the car…. so maybe dock a mark.