The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 30, 2014
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Transcript:
So you're science fair experiment is done. Yep. Three times, Eddie took a math and language test, then video gamed two hours and took the test again. He did worse and worse after every experiment. Well as long as you wrote that in your paper. I did, but then Eddie ate it, yelling Thorgar The Merciless feasts on your puny efforts, cretins! Put that in your paper!
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I tried that in school. “Thorgar the Merciless ate my homework”. Teacher just shrugged and told me to tell my parents to get us a dog instead. Would give my pitiful excuses more credibility, he said.