The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 12, 2014
Transcript:
The schools seem to have an awful lot of difficult rules these days. Nah. It's all normal precautions. We all wear the same color uniforms, y'know, cause of gang colors. And no hoodies or collarless shirts cause y'know... Thugs where those... And no full-size backpacks in class, only the useless string backpacks. And no talkin' in the cafeteria... But... Oh, and they took out all the garbage cans. The kids kept throwing things in them. I gotta go to more PTA meetings.
The sad part is this is based on reality.