The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 13, 2014
Transcript:
Why do I have to take a bath? Eddie, just... Because right now, you're covered in a thin film of bacteria, slurping up sweat and stuff from your skin and pooting the smell coming from you. Aaahgh! Splish splash Get them off! Aahgh! Splash Keep that ready in case he tries to wear the same jeans all summer again.
This is how germaphobes are created.