So... You and Sheila are dating? I guess so, yeah. Right. Well, your mom said it's time we had the talk. Do we need to have the talk? No. Yes! Yes! Oh, nooo.
My parents thought if I didn’t know anything about sex and the birds and bees I wouldn’t get into trouble. They were so wrong. It is best to learn at home from responsible parents.
I told them (3 boys, now men) “Be careful; one mistake now and you’re working at Citgo the rest of your life.” Seems to have worked – especially combined with Mom’s steely “You WILL take responibility for any child!”
I once had a coworker who had to pay child support for the rest of his life after impregnating a girl; he died at age 44. Some guys never take any personal responsibility for the consequences of engaging in sex with someone they’re not married (or engaged) to.
bjames.wi over 10 years ago
I’ve honestly never understood this stereotypical response to needing to educate your kids.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 10 years ago
My parents thought if I didn’t know anything about sex and the birds and bees I wouldn’t get into trouble. They were so wrong. It is best to learn at home from responsible parents.
Cozmik Cowboy over 10 years ago
I told them (3 boys, now men) “Be careful; one mistake now and you’re working at Citgo the rest of your life.” Seems to have worked – especially combined with Mom’s steely “You WILL take responibility for any child!”
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer over 10 years ago
the talk is needed
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hee hee hee!
Number Three over 10 years ago
I am never having kids.Please DO NOT say I will change my mind. That’s happened to most people but not me.I have spoken.xxx
english.ann over 10 years ago
I once had a coworker who had to pay child support for the rest of his life after impregnating a girl; he died at age 44. Some guys never take any personal responsibility for the consequences of engaging in sex with someone they’re not married (or engaged) to.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
To Larry & Toby.. “Cowards”. there’s the messy stuff. and then there’s the other messy stuff. Ask. Tell. on either.