The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 31, 2014
Transcript:
This salad isn't very good. Next time, get the soup. What soup? The soup you can get instead of the salad. Toby, did you think you were being offered super salad? I figured it was, y'know, radioactive or something! No wonder I'm not getting super powers yet!
Reminds me of Wheaties, the Breakfast of Champions; at the time, I thought of it like others do of steroids