The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 07, 2014

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How To Train Your Teen Without Getting Up Lesson #2 Mom! I don't have any clean pants! I washed yesterday. Look in your closet. Step #1 State fax, give plane instruction. I did. Mm-hm. Step #2 Pretend to listen to whatever teen is saying. Did you really look or just open the closet and pants didn't jump out? Step #3 Define plain instructions further. I looked! Step #4 Gauge defensive tone of response. Do you want me to come look in your closet, bring out the pants you haven't seen... And wave them in front of you saying did you really look? Step #5 Based on identical past situations, outline highest probable threat for teen. Found 'em! Step #6 Pretend you never heard did this to your folks.