The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 13, 2015

Transcript:

Toby, we're very pleased with your mascot addition! You'll be a great Chummy Cougar. Here's your game schedule, library story time schedule, the head cheerleader's info- she'll assign you a handler and help set up your routines. Oh, and your medical waiver and insurance forms to fill out. Uh... Can I use this Fang costume instead of Chummy? And how much does this job pay? Uh... No. And, nothing. I quit. You know that, right?