The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 25, 2015
Transcript:
Stop jumping on the bed! Why? Because you might get hurt, because it runs the mattress, because if your mattress is ruined, you won't sleep well and you'll be cranky. Mattresses are expensive to replace, and if- Oh! Ok, ok. Honestly, I didn't think there was a reason.
Not “Because I said so!”?
What a party pooper. Ha.