The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 19, 2015

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Grande, no ice, bottled Coke. No phone. No lid. Tall root beer with two shots of cherry. Big gulp half Mountain Dew, half monster, fountained over crushed ice, two straws, bendy. Uh... Large Dr Pepper? Snif. Soda Jerk Gutbuster every-Pepsi-product suicide, with a lemon wedge, cubed ice, and let it fizz, my brother. I'm not going back there again.