The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 15, 2015
Transcript:
Have you asked anybody to the party yet? No. I spent yesterday trying to think of any insanely hot girl who might go with me. Today, I'm considering who in the school would make you guys so jealous you'd hate me for bringing her. Tomorrow, I'll ask Erin Terwilliger. Why her? I like Erin.
… not to be confused with Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, a.k.a. Sideshow Bob from “The Simpsons”.