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Today in the school playground, a bird pooped on Billy's head. Was it funny or not? Depends on whether you're a teacher, one of Billy's friends, one of the mean girls, Billy or the principal. He had to figure out who called 9-1-1 for the hazmat team.
I lived on the Outerbanks of NC for several years. A favorite past time for tourists is to feed the seagulls. They hold food over their hands and the seagulls swoop in to take the food. It is very funny when the seagull leaves a gift in return!