The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 08, 2016
Transcript:
Good Lord! Look at the size of that hair! How did I not notice it and tell it was long enough to wander off on its own? Pluck Gah! What th...? Wrong one. Pluck Gnuh! You're kidding me! I missed it again?! Pluck Nyah! Pluck Garh! Pluck Nyug! Pluck Ooo! What are you doing? Trying to hold my breath, tilt my head, flare my nostril, and prevent a giant nose hair from sacrificing any more of its friends to evade capture, obviously.
This is why nose hair trimmers were invented.