Here's a thought- what if we just dress you in paper towels?
Slather him with antiseptic ointment, then a layer of sunscreen, and finally baste him with insect repellent. There will be so many things going nowhere near that boy that the universe will become unbalanced.
Paper towels would last about 15 minutes.
Shami’s would work best. lol
Because the first rainfall or even puddle would have him without a towel to stand in.
Has she tried putting a giant bib on him?
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Slather him with antiseptic ointment, then a layer of sunscreen, and finally baste him with insect repellent. There will be so many things going nowhere near that boy that the universe will become unbalanced.
Olddog1 about 8 years ago
Paper towels would last about 15 minutes.
Allan CB Premium Member about 8 years ago
Shami’s would work best. lol
DM2860 about 8 years ago
Because the first rainfall or even puddle would have him without a towel to stand in.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Has she tried putting a giant bib on him?
xxx