The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 08, 2021

They won.

You’ll learn, Eddie. Don’t start an argument you might not win.

We can fly, and we can dive bomb you with our poo

Who’s better now?

Both.

Birds KNOW they are better than monkeys. Although, my parrots think monkeys have their uses. :D

Many birds have opposable digits. As to possums. No, Eddie. Flap your arms real harm, and let’s see who’s better.

Use your opposable thumbs to build and then operate a slingshot. Even if you don’t hit them you will ensure that they don’t ever argue with you again.

(Sorry for the very somber and un-Eddie-like suggestion, but you all know it’s true… ;-(  )

The dinosaurs found out how to do it, it took them hundreds of millions of years, but now they can fly. Does that mean there is hope for humans?

We all have our particular talent.

They won, and they had the sense to fly away only after all the food was gone.

I adore Eddie…!