Visiting my dad at the VA hospital I saw a really unique tree across the compound. Walking closer to it a I saw there was a sign in front of the tree, figuring it might be a memorial or identifying the type of tree I walked across the grass to read it. It simply stated, “KEEP OFF THE GRASS”
Grammatically, there’s an implied “you” in the sentence. “[You] keep off the grass.” I don’t have to keep off the grass. It’s my grass and I’ll do whatever I want with it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
My advice is to ask a chicken.
Qiset over 3 years ago
There are ways. Think of Tom Cruise in “Mission Impossible”.
derdave969 over 3 years ago
It’s simple. Just plant a Keep Off the Grass sign seed when you seed the lawn.
TMMILLER Premium Member over 3 years ago
Visiting my dad at the VA hospital I saw a really unique tree across the compound. Walking closer to it a I saw there was a sign in front of the tree, figuring it might be a memorial or identifying the type of tree I walked across the grass to read it. It simply stated, “KEEP OFF THE GRASS”
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Should we eat the fried chicken first or the egg salad sandwich?
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
That’s actually an interesting problem in philosophy
i_am_the_jam over 3 years ago
Wait till they get to “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?” :D :D :D
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
Grammatically, there’s an implied “you” in the sentence. “[You] keep off the grass.” I don’t have to keep off the grass. It’s my grass and I’ll do whatever I want with it.
TSRaman over 3 years ago
Marijuana is called grass
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Those kids don’t have much imagination.. what about helicopters or space aliens with long arms.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Tch, a drone put the sign there… ☺
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago
This is the strip “Frazz” wants to be and often fails at.