It ain’t a tree unless it’s made of mostly wood and grew up in dirt.
I live in Manitoba. We’re surrounded by Christmas trees, growing in the wild. Yet every year we import trees from the US or Quebec or some weird place like that! And every year we have a “shortage!!” They’re overpriced AND unavailable, and there’s no reason for any of it!
I am absolutely baffled by what people in my home city do to each other for money.
Behold, the “true” Christmas tree when I was growing up: https://treetime.ca/productsList.php?pcid=95&tagid=3
Most of you won’t recognise it because they grow best in Canada: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picea_mariana
whahoppened about 3 years ago
Tell me they’re not still lit!
whahoppened about 3 years ago
Make it magical for us, Eddie! This is why we can’t tell ’em the truth!
Doctor Toon about 3 years ago
A good quest should involve a dungeon rather than an attic
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 years ago
Small tree behind the sofa till the season. May only be 16" high, but has 200 lights!!!
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Quest for Fir?
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Algolei I about 3 years ago
It ain’t a tree unless it’s made of mostly wood and grew up in dirt.
I live in Manitoba. We’re surrounded by Christmas trees, growing in the wild. Yet every year we import trees from the US or Quebec or some weird place like that! And every year we have a “shortage!!” They’re overpriced AND unavailable, and there’s no reason for any of it!
I am absolutely baffled by what people in my home city do to each other for money.
Behold, the “true” Christmas tree when I was growing up: https://treetime.ca/productsList.php?pcid=95&tagid=3
Most of you won’t recognise it because they grow best in Canada: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picea_mariana
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
These kids are easily entertained.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wonder what their attic is like, that the kids are so excited at the prospect of going on this quest.