The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 23, 2005
Transcript:
Jessica: Have you read the Elderpark evaluation reports on our parents. Darlene: Yes... Jessica: Listen to this... "Evelyn is friendly, intelligent, enjoys group games...follows instructions." What does your dad's say? Darlene: "Dusty is argumentative, doesn't hear instructions and is no longer allowed to enter the dining hall...with reptiles in his pockets." Jessica: You must have had an interesting childhood...
I drive my grandma crazy eating with rodents in my pockets at her house.