The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 27, 2005
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Nnnnh!! The printer cartridge...it's out of ink! Call the fire department! The General: Then the Russkies attacked from here. Evelyn: Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Ludmilla! You say..."Who's there?" Ludmilla: In Russia we do not answer knock at door. Dearest Komrade parents, I am very much liking new job at Elderpark. Is place to live for old people. My capitalist-oppressor boss is nice person, but I am thinking job is too much for her. Favorite old person is the General, former ally of Soviet Union, now defunct. Residents are even teaching me to make American joke.