Launch Date Announced 🚀 The brand-new GoComics will be unveiled April 1! (No fooling). See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 27, 2005
March 26, 2005
March 28, 2005
Transcript:
The Professor: So...the question before the Elderpark Philosophical Society today..."What is a guiding principle in your life?" General? The General: An eye for an eye...a tooth for a tooth. The Professor: Boone? Boone: If there is no wind, row! The Professor: Evelyn? Evelyn: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The Professor: Dusty? Dusty: Never squat with your spurs on!
Sage advice from the Sages