The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 03, 2005
August 02, 2005
August 04, 2005
Transcript:
Woman: Now, let's move to new "none-of-our-business" business...Laverne? Laverne: Yes....a report from the chairwoman of the Potential Mate Committee...as this chart shows, the female-to-male ratio at Elderpark is currently 6.5-to-1. Woman 2: Does that statistic reflect only the eligible, competent, solvent men? Laverne: No. Rather than risk bumming everybody out, I'm just quoting raw numbers here. The Elderpark gossip club weekly meeting continues:
