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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 13, 2005
November 12, 2005
November 14, 2005
Transcript:
Dusty: I signed up for this here Web site for mature singles, Perfessor. It's called "Out-of-Date Dating Service." Check my profile. The Professor: Good grief, man!! There's some dubious data in there! Dusty: Just a durn minute! I got a right to use the 20-10-5 rule of online dating! The Professor: Which is? Dusty: Well...you git to take 20 pounds off yer weight...10 years off yer age and add 5 inches to yer height.
